Wednesday, May 28, 2014

How To, Patrick Stump

How to gain weight,

  • Stop exercising
  • Eat a lot
  • If you eat after 8pm then your body absorbs that food into your fat cells
  • Sit down. Walking around is exercise
  • Think fat thoughts
  • Rinse and repeat
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